Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Swalpa adjust madi

If cities were allowed to have their own tag lines, Bangalore’s would definitely have been “swalpa adjust madi” that loosely translates as “please adjust”. Whether you are a traveller passing by or one who has lived in the city for a fair amount of time, you soon learn to come to terms with this bear-it-with-a-grin mantra. Right from politicians to your neighbourhood kirana shop owner, everyone throws this phrase at you, at the slightest pretext.

· No power for a whole day? It happens … swalpa adjust madi.

· Pot-holed roads giving you the ride of a life-time? Your auto driver grins sheepishly at you and mutters … swalpa adjust madi.

· Road choc-a-bloc with the worst possible traffic snarl in the history of any “civilized nation”, while you frantically try to inch your way through … A fellow passenger comes out with the prescient adage … swalpa adjust madi.

· The state has been with a see-saw government (at times none) for god knows how many years now … your obsequious neta will fashion out the most unctuous grin, kowtow, and sigh indulgently … swalpa adjust madi.

Bangalore—cocooned comfortably in its air-conditioned surreal world, negotiating with simulated identities—seems so blasé about this whole please-bear-with-us attitude that at times you really long for a proactive civil society in this so-called “civilized” city, that wears it “developed / hi-tech” image on its sleeve all the time.

Is anyone listening?

6 comments:

illusions said...

For Delhi the line would be - koi baat nahi. The point in case the High capacity bus corridor which has been a total failure and now after spending 251 crores the state govt has politely admitted their fault and said -koi baat nahi, galti ho gayi. When the active civil society cried out loud last year they were coldly snubbed. The worst is apart from a certain section minting money out of the project don't know how it has helped the regular commuter.

nishikutumbo said...

yeah ... Delhi netas and their experimenting spree... but at least there is a voice of dissent in the capital ... Bangalore is so smug in its borrowed existence that at times it feels like a page straight out of Sukumar Ray's work. Ajob desh bote!!!

illusions said...

Dilli fire aaye :-)

Srobona RC said...

Well I had picked upma few additional tag lines from my mallu friends...Jimbly...and Chooommmaa! Both similar in meaning....."Just like that!!"
But Swalma Adjust Madi is really just too good a tag line...Since i travelled by bus a lot when i was in bangalore i heard that always :-)

nishikutumbo said...

u bet illusions... that's in my wishlist

nishikutumbo said...

spot on meeaaooow... I'm also in love with this word chooomma... and the particular drawl that goes with it!!!